You might be thinking that this looks like something from a few decades ago, but believe it or not - this is the future of the web. Fuck JavaScript, fuck animations, and fuck flashy, complicated websites. This website is bandwidth-friendly, easy to read, battery-friendly on mobile devices, and does not require a CPU with a minimum of 4 cores to scroll smoothly. You're not going to believe me when I say this, but it doesn't even use any cookies.

Various accounts of mine from all across the wired: